April Fool’s Day from Casinomeister. Britain remains without bonuses

However, the clues were under everyone’s nose. Firstly, there is no such information officially on the regulator’s website. Secondly, the people whose words are quoted are invented. Third, here’s what the fictional Mr. Simon Griefgebber of AFJ Holdings:

We understand the UKGC’s feelings, but it all seems illogical and unfair. National health officials, delivery drivers and store workers are working hard overtime, and supermarkets are seeing record turnover. We provide the necessary services to ensure relaxation for those with extra free time and to protect their mental health. How many reruns of Top Gear and Minder can people endure on TV before they go crazy. It makes sense that we can still offer them free money on top of what they spend themselves.

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